just-shower-thoughts:

Insanity is lending somebody a book and expecting to ever see it again.

(via sorry)

lawchan89:

“We need a plus size princess!”

We’ve already got one

Just because Disney didn’t do it doesn’t mean it hasn’t been done

(via humorrelated)

klausesdiego:

#the two types of people during a fight

(via newusernamesareforlosers)

theboywhoreadsbooks:

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

(via damn-funny)

mcavoy:

TRIGGER WARNING WITH KILLER MIKE | S01E02 

(via sorry)

supernini235:

teaboot:

strengthins0lidarity:

feministism:

Fun things they don’t teach you in sex ed.

Talcum powder has asbestos in it. Has for years. Leave it be

20. The whole “It’s supposed to hurt” on your first time is a myth, as is the whole obsession with tightness. Both are caused by you not being properly aroused. So just remember, any time you hear a guy bragging about how tight his partners have been, give a small prayer for them for how terrible he is in bed.

(via damn-funny)

onderon:

notastupidbird:

onderon:

the force is like anxiety

explain

with me, always

(via damn-funny)

socialistexan:

divitiasdraconis:

you-can-call-me-monte:

This is the future liberals (me) want

(via guy)